a breakfast for losers...

I just swam with dolphins in my tub, while wearing my yellow polka dot bikini..actually, it was orange but I like to believe it's a yellow polka dot bikini. Because then it reminds me of the song, which than brings back memories of doing a lip synch of that song infront of the school in grade 6. Oh, the memories that can evolve from tub time. I haven't had a bath for awhile...ATTENTION everyone, I do not bathe. I don't know why some kids would hate bath time, I loved bath time. I think every kid probably pretended to live two different lives on shore, and under the sea while in the bath..or perhaps I just did? Making mohawks in the tub use to be fun..I mean, making mohawks still is fun during bath time. Though tonights bath time didn't involve any of the those things, instead I embarked on adventures such as: reading the back of every shampoo, conditioner and body wash bottle and than I proceeded to b-box under water..or what I like to believe was b-boxing under the water. I'm talented. I also learned that I can only hold my breath under water for 46 seconds.

I live a sad, strange pathetic life. Hold me.