Saturday, December 10, 2005
these people have become tiny appendages attached to my brain.
some are giant cocks poking at my cerebral.
a trip
some are giant cocks poking at my cerebral.
a trip
Thursday, October 27, 2005
I have mono, bitches.
and I've run home to my mommy.
and I've run home to my mommy.
Sunday, October 23, 2005
I was writing dirt cheap poetry and took a breather to think or to more so cringe in pain at the impending headache that was about to burst out of my temples. I am sick and puffy-eyed, and I have my window open and the winndd spittin cold blast in coming through, only because it was stuffy and smelling of the veggie patty I just devoured which I buy down the street, usually everyday, and the nice asian couple say, "IS THAT ALL YOU EAT?" and I secretely hope they will take me home and allow me to sleep on their floor.
The laundry machine ate my card. The out of order sign was taken down. A drunk beat up the machine. The machine makes crying dolphin sounds when attacked.
AND.
I am an Aunt. Since yesterday. Happy belated birthday to Andrew Michael-Ronald Stephens. They will call him Drew, but while they are away, I will call him Andy.
The laundry machine ate my card. The out of order sign was taken down. A drunk beat up the machine. The machine makes crying dolphin sounds when attacked.
AND.
I am an Aunt. Since yesterday. Happy belated birthday to Andrew Michael-Ronald Stephens. They will call him Drew, but while they are away, I will call him Andy.
Saturday, October 22, 2005
oh man.! Why was I oblivious to this?
Unexpected, partly because I wasn't even aware of his condition.
what a loss! I am most definitely tuning in tonight and attaching my ear to the speaker for the entire program.
Unexpected, partly because I wasn't even aware of his condition.
what a loss! I am most definitely tuning in tonight and attaching my ear to the speaker for the entire program.
Monday, September 26, 2005
cough.
Hello old friend.
allow me to dust off your shoulder.
Hello old friend.
allow me to dust off your shoulder.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Today I saw the face of an open jawed Chinese man in a rock.
and the beautiful partnership of two fetuses within an elephant's heart.
We rushed our dog to the vets with fear of close death and ended up paying one hundred and five dollars for quite possibly the constipation of a blushing dog.
I have yet to end this week with a big bang.
and the beautiful partnership of two fetuses within an elephant's heart.
We rushed our dog to the vets with fear of close death and ended up paying one hundred and five dollars for quite possibly the constipation of a blushing dog.
I have yet to end this week with a big bang.
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Went to Summerfolk by my lonesome.
Best time ever spent in the rain. My poncho was itchy though.
Met a couple at one point. I am not too sure if the guy said his name was Spock, or Scott. Either way, I'll scream "bonjour" at the top of my lungs for him when I move to Montreal.
Next time it would be nice to have someone come along with me. Everyone be available for August 19, 20, 21 next year. I was almost tempted to ask this guy sitting next to me if he'd like to be my ladyfriend and dance with me, but I didn't, and continued to look straight ahead.
I also saw a lot of teachers from the highschool.
I miss it.
Best time ever spent in the rain. My poncho was itchy though.
Met a couple at one point. I am not too sure if the guy said his name was Spock, or Scott. Either way, I'll scream "bonjour" at the top of my lungs for him when I move to Montreal.
Next time it would be nice to have someone come along with me. Everyone be available for August 19, 20, 21 next year. I was almost tempted to ask this guy sitting next to me if he'd like to be my ladyfriend and dance with me, but I didn't, and continued to look straight ahead.
I also saw a lot of teachers from the highschool.
I miss it.
Monday, August 15, 2005
